Christmas crackers – top ten Christmas cracker jokes

We all have a bit of a strange sense of humour in our house. And with various Christmas related dinners taking place around the festive period, there have been plenty of terrible cracker jokes to test the limits of our silliness.

Here are our top ten favourites this year:

1. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?

A stick!

2. What’s brown and creeps around the house?

Mince spies…

3. Who looks after Father Christmas if he is sick?

The National Elf Service.

4. Why do birds fly south in Winter?

‘Cause it’s too far to walk.

5. How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza?

Deep pan, crisp and even.

6. What do you drain your vegetables with at Christmas?

An advent colander.

7. On which side do chickens have the most feathers?

The outside.

8. What’s white, fluffy, and swings through a bakery?

A meringue-utang.

9. What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?

Dam!

and finally…

10.Why are robots never afraid?

Because they’ve got nerves of steel.

If you’re not groaning by now, you probably should be!

Happy Christmas x