An ode to poo

who knew

that poo

would one day be

the focus of my days

‘there’s a poo in my bum…it’s a big one, mum!’

a little voice gleefully says.

‘but why is poo brown?’ the other one asks

(loudly, whilst out and about)

are YOUR poos brown? are they bigger than ours? Lets watch, so we can find out! (and they do…)

where do poos go when you flush them away? do they swim all the way to the sea?

and why are baby poos yellow? That’s not how a poo should be!

I WANT PURPLE POO! And purple wee too!

(this brown poo is really quite boring).

at the end of the day, not much more to say

about all of this fun poo exploring.

THE END

 

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